July 2009
8 posts
“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at...”
– Demetri Martin (via resunsaysdope)
life is a bitch
pandaponders:
death is a chick fit for marriage
cause over every bitch marriage is what you hope for…
Life’s not a bitch! Life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that pussy. -Aesop Rock
=D
“you can grow flowers from where dirt used to be.”
– kate nash (via calculation)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): what kind of morning-after breakfast implies ‘thanks for the sex, but i’m not gonna call you ever again’?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(413): I’d do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
June 2009
21 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(305): My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
So true.
I'm trying to get my life right.
angiesinfinity:
(via nohalfwaycrooks)
I’ve got another side I never showed to you, the...
(via angiesinfinity)
